Seiler, Matt "Full Tilt Boogie"

Some days, it just doesn't pay to walk to the convenience store.

Join Ralph Boogie on an unexpected adventure that takes an ordinary trip and turns it into a wild rollercoaster ride of humor, heart, and high-stakes action.

Ralph Boogie's life takes a dramatic turn when he's ambushed, beaten, and abducted in broad daylight on a public street. But that's just the beginning of his extraordinary journey. Awakening in captivity, Ralph discovers that his traditional prosthetic and hook have been replaced by a surgically attached mechanical arm equipped with an artificial intelligence named Dex. With a working elbow, wrist, and fingers, this unexpected upgrade becomes the key to his salvation. Now, it's up to Ralph to navigate his way out of this dire situation, and he's not alone.

With Dex's witty and resourceful assistance, they hatch a daring escape plan that will keep you on the edge of your seat. As Ralph and Dex go on the run, they forge unlikely alliances with new friends, people they never knew they needed. Together, they turn the tables on Hugo, the mastermind behind their forced union, a man with sinister plans for Dex's unique abilities. The chase is on, and it's a thrilling journey filled with running, yelling, a few broken noses, and a dash of humor that will leave you in stitches.

The question remains: will Hugo get the comeuppance he deserves? Will Dex gain the... upper hand in this high-stakes game? And what, exactly, does "Nostrovia" mean? Find out in this uproarious and action-packed tale that spans from the gritty south side of Chicago to the breathtaking mountains of Colorado.

"Full Tilt Boogie" is the first volume of the Boogieverse series, promising readers a rollicking, comedic thrill ride they won't want to put down. Don't miss out on this exhilarating adventure – grab your copy now!